Art Club elections today were a real eye-opener. In terms of attitude, that is. Only three juniors actually bothered to turn up on time (whereupon Weibin humorously pointed them out to Jacinth, Kah Yin and me: “President, vice-president, secretary. Ok, we can go home now”). Furthermore out of the six current Ex-Co members, only four bothered to turn up, and three of them were extremely LATE. If generations after generation of Ex-Cos are going to follow this tradition, I foresee the demise of our beloved Club.
You Heng photocopied his face -_-; and the J1s were supposed to come up with a new hairstyle for him. J2s did it too, but since we weren’t being judged for the elections, we had a huge flaming ball of fun. Out of all the J2s, only the “regulars”—Jacinth, Janise, Weibin, Kah Yin, Zhang Qing and I— were here today. I gave You Heng nice pink lips, purple eyeshadow and blue hair with slight curls (someone said he looked like Kelly Osbourne)!!! Weibin made us all laugh by churning out pictures of You Heng as a shithead clown, a bearded old man etc etc. Zhang Qing turned him into a really pretty drag queen, I gave him psychedelic hair, Kah Yin did a great one in liquid paper of him as an old lady. We had such atrocious fun. We hadn’t known till now that we hated YouHeng so much—this was sheer malice—and Janise supported us by photocopying more and more pictures of the Most Decorated Face in Art Club.
Actually, I have to confess that You Heng never did anything directly wrong to me. But there is really something wrong in his arrogance, his awful attitude, especially the PERVERTED things he said to Janise etc etc etc. Janise and You Heng have never got along well together. All us J2s foresaw a repetition of that during the election, when one girl candidate actually started arguing with a guy—interrupted him right in the middle of his speech, for godsakes—over some trivial matter of definitions in his speech. These two must not get elected together (though it is highly likely). They’ll devour each other like their predecessors do.
Anyway, we did sixteen pictures of You Heng in all, and we’re going to use it as a Art Club recruitment poster next year.
Something tells me no one will mind.
You Heng photocopied his face -_-; and the J1s were supposed to come up with a new hairstyle for him. J2s did it too, but since we weren’t being judged for the elections, we had a huge flaming ball of fun. Out of all the J2s, only the “regulars”—Jacinth, Janise, Weibin, Kah Yin, Zhang Qing and I— were here today. I gave You Heng nice pink lips, purple eyeshadow and blue hair with slight curls (someone said he looked like Kelly Osbourne)!!! Weibin made us all laugh by churning out pictures of You Heng as a shithead clown, a bearded old man etc etc. Zhang Qing turned him into a really pretty drag queen, I gave him psychedelic hair, Kah Yin did a great one in liquid paper of him as an old lady. We had such atrocious fun. We hadn’t known till now that we hated YouHeng so much—this was sheer malice—and Janise supported us by photocopying more and more pictures of the Most Decorated Face in Art Club.
Actually, I have to confess that You Heng never did anything directly wrong to me. But there is really something wrong in his arrogance, his awful attitude, especially the PERVERTED things he said to Janise etc etc etc. Janise and You Heng have never got along well together. All us J2s foresaw a repetition of that during the election, when one girl candidate actually started arguing with a guy—interrupted him right in the middle of his speech, for godsakes—over some trivial matter of definitions in his speech. These two must not get elected together (though it is highly likely). They’ll devour each other like their predecessors do.
Anyway, we did sixteen pictures of You Heng in all, and we’re going to use it as a Art Club recruitment poster next year.
Something tells me no one will mind.
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