Some quotes about the war that I got in my e-mail...

(No prizes for guessing what I think about this whole thing. I mean, if there's one thing history is supposed to teach us, it's how to learn from others' mistakes. And all what I've learnt from history is, damn, people absolutely. never. learn from those mistakes. They seem to have some kind of warped preference for making their own.)

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."
-Jay Leno

"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
-Bill Maher

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
-Jon Stewart

"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out."
-Jay Leno