I HATE SPAM.

The next time I get any more e-mails labelled "Being massive inside her is good" or "Enlarge your member now" (to use the correct spelling, which, obviously, they don't) ...I AM GONNA FLIP.

Anything they suggest doing to me would, also quite obviously, take a HELLUVA LOT OF WORK cos', you assholes. I am a GIRL. And no, I do not need to "make HER happy all night". I am quite hopelessly heterosexual. [Edit] No... make that VERY hopelessly heterosexual.

ARRGH.